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Big Al
July 7, 2015

DIVORCE AGREEMENT-   –
WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

 

DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together  since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a our separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine  and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

—  When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let’s Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!

 

Discussion
28 Comments
    CFS
    Jul 07, 2015 07:46 PM

    Mark Levin has suggested this on his program many times. ( unfortunately he always gives California and New York an D.C to the liberals)

    There may be hope, since in Greece , the NO vote was dominated by younger demographics.

    Unfortunately, when England swung to the right in its general election, the youth were voting green and labour. In France the youth is Marxist!

    Jul 07, 2015 07:03 PM

    Secession is the only path to more freedom for as far as they eyes can see… The general sentiment of this “letter” is merited, but do we have to stoop so low as to “keep Bill O’Reilly”.

    Jul 07, 2015 07:14 PM

    Way too much neocon BS in that piece. That’s why the U.S. is toast; even the “good guys” are stupid.

      Jul 07, 2015 07:18 PM

      too funny Matthew……… 🙂

        Jul 07, 2015 07:21 PM

        It is funny, but the emotions of the conservatives are essentially correct, don’t you think?

          Jul 07, 2015 07:34 PM

          keeping the big corporations and big phama……and walmart……is where I separate…

            Jul 07, 2015 07:35 PM

            anything more than 100 employees…….you can have……..

            Jul 07, 2015 07:36 PM

            that is where greed and how much do you really need……comes to mind….

          Jul 07, 2015 07:42 PM

          I am actually stressing “the man/woman in the street”. I thought you would all realize that.

          Jul 07, 2015 07:54 PM

          The neocons are just as “left” as the democrats when it comes to wealth redistribution, respect for the law or individual rights (and many other things). The left is just as bad as the neocons when it comes to warmongering and serving elite interests.

            Jul 07, 2015 07:43 PM

            good points.

      Jul 07, 2015 07:21 PM

      Funny, I am just discussing this very thing with Cory and Doc!

      Are you a mind reader?

        Jul 07, 2015 07:31 PM

        who are you talking to……….?

          Jul 07, 2015 07:43 PM

          Huh?

          Jul 07, 2015 07:48 PM

          It is my understanding that there is a very large contingent of mind readers in Indiana.

          Jul 07, 2015 07:35 PM

          ?

      Jul 07, 2015 07:05 PM

      Agree with that one Mathew.

      bj
      Jul 07, 2015 07:10 PM

      Our executive branch consists of 15 departments and employs around 4 million people, not counting what’s contracted out. I wonder how many of our most august presidential candidates can even name all 15 departments that will be or eliminate? How’s that for a joke?

        bj
        Jul 07, 2015 07:13 PM

        read: ’15 departments, and which would they merge/downsize or eliminate?’
        Some day I’ll learn how to type!

      Jul 07, 2015 07:15 PM

      Well put, Matthew!

    Jul 07, 2015 07:37 PM

    –Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

    But maybe you can give the liberals Jade Helm? 🙂

      Jul 07, 2015 07:44 PM

      Well, okay. Probably not a really bad idea.

    Jul 07, 2015 07:39 PM

    This is something I would have written 10 years ago while still in my late 30’s and fully participating in the (phony) left/right paradigm. But a college student repeating standard “right progressive” talking points is disheartening. This author’s assignment, if he has the testicular fortitude to accept the fact that he might not be seeing the fullness of the truth, is as follows:
    1. Listen to every Tom Woods Podcast of 2015
    2. Listen to every Lew Rockwell Podcast ever
    3. Read “Theodore and Woodrow” by Judge Andrew Napolitano
    3. And most importantly, read David Stockman’s “The Great Deformation”
    These guys don’t own truth, but they are a lot closer than this college student. The GREAT news is that this student has a chance to SEE TRUTH NOW and not 20 years from now…like I did.

      Jul 07, 2015 07:45 PM

      Yes, he certainly does, WMQW

      By the way, thanks for joining us.

    Jul 07, 2015 07:01 PM

    “The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.”

    “You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.”

    Yup, hope for us for sure, lets go find another Iraq.

    Law student, fits right in with the justice system.

    Jul 07, 2015 07:10 PM

    Titled Common sense.

    Well, if this moron is “common sense”
    I know a lot of geniuses.