Here’s a little humor to start your weekend.
Cows, The Constitution and The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians … it creates a hostile work environment.
I was going to post some jokes…But the powers that be say I cant take the piss out of…The Jews…the two geezers..God & Allah..Black people.. Disabled people..Bankers..Politicians..Gay people..People from Pakistan..Pianos & cats….ETC
So I will refer you all to George Carlin……As the BASTARDS cant touch him , due to the fact that he has a very long contract in heaven.
I didn’t know he repented.
Great point,Tony!
Sad but true!
The new 10 commandments:
1. You shall not post “You shall have no other gods before me.”
2. You shall not post “You shall make no idols.”
3. You shall not post “Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.”
4. You shall not post “Keep the Sabbath . . .”
etc.
Man is a worshiper. He just can’t escape the concept of commandments.
The first commandment is Obama’s favorite. You can hear him muttering it under his breath all the time.
The writing is on the wall that the US is heading towards negative interest rates!
To do this effectively one has to minimize use of cash.
And so it begins:
I would be a bit surprised, but I have definitely been surprised before.
Bled not bleed; Mr. Turk should know better, but maybe it was the other Doc!
http://www.silverdoctors.com/james-turk-swiss-refiners-have-bleed-comex-dry-of-gold/
Humor in TRUTH.